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enigmaticblues) and I have spent a good portion of the evening watching and/or seeing really ridiculous things. Some of them so ridiculous, I just had to share them with the flist.
First up, a disgusting, sure-to-make-you-really-angry sort of ridiculous. There is adisgusting pig not-so-nice man in Council Bluffs, IA, named Travis Frey who is on trial for allegedly kidnapping and sexually abusing his wife. Basically, he tied her up in their bed and then sexually abused her at least three times. Of course, he says it was all fun and games. I'd say that this four-page 'wifely expectations' contract drafted by the lovely Travis Frey himself would prove otherwise. Seriously, that man deserves the life in prison he could potentially be sentenced to. (WARNING: Some of the contract is pretty explicit, so if you are easily offended by that sort of thing or just prefer to avoid it, I'd stay away.)
Second, an amusing sort of ridiculous. Apparently, a concealed gun law was just passed in my lovely homestate, Nebraska. Yes, I feel incredibly safe now. Anyway, Ernie Chambers (a rather crazy, but amusing liberal senator in our state) responded to the concealed gun law with this failed ammendment. It's lengthy, but highly, highly amusing.
Third up, I present with you with some downright silly ridiculousness. On the night I told my roommate that I'd just purchased a Fallout Boy cd, she showed me this video. (WARNING: If you like Fallout Boy, I wouldn't watch the video because either (1) you'll probably be offended or (2) as I was, you'll be ruined to ever listen to another one of their songs again without dying of laughter.) Seriously, my roommate and I have only to mention "drop a whore" and both of us are in hysterics. So we watched the video again tonight for fun. Tears, I tell you. Tears of laughter. I think we laughed harder this time than we did the first.
Finally, I have no video, just a story of a ridiculous (and slightly creepy) boy who lives somewhere in our neighborhood. We have seen him twice now. The first time was at the gas station near our apartment complex last Sunday. It was probably in the upper 40's outside with quite a bit of unmelted snow on the ground, and we see this guy walking into the gas station in an unbuttoned shortsleeved shirt. He was showing off his chest and abs for the world to see, and he was strutting it like he thought he was hot stuff. I guess his chest and abs were okay-looking, but he looked so hot for himself, my roommate and I merely laughed at him. Well, the laughing got worse when he came out of the gas station while I was filling up. He started running in this (what he thought was a) cool sort of jog and leapt over a large mound of snow. Again, I could tell he thought he was really sexy. I just laughed even harder. In fact, I'd completely forgotten about him until tonight. The roomie and I went out for ice cream and who do we see on a street corner? That's right, not-so-sexy boy. And tonight, he's walking in the middle of the street with absolutely no shirt on (in the 40 degree weather), trying to flag down cars and shouting at them. Yes, apparently we were all supposed to think he was so hot that we would immediately stop and pick him up. Yeah, no. *shakes head* Some people just amuse me. And in this case, he kind of creeps me out too.
Oh well, happy weekend everybody!!
enigmaticblues) and I have spent a good portion of the evening watching and/or seeing really ridiculous things. Some of them so ridiculous, I just had to share them with the flist.First up, a disgusting, sure-to-make-you-really-angry sort of ridiculous. There is a
Second, an amusing sort of ridiculous. Apparently, a concealed gun law was just passed in my lovely homestate, Nebraska. Yes, I feel incredibly safe now. Anyway, Ernie Chambers (a rather crazy, but amusing liberal senator in our state) responded to the concealed gun law with this failed ammendment. It's lengthy, but highly, highly amusing.
Third up, I present with you with some downright silly ridiculousness. On the night I told my roommate that I'd just purchased a Fallout Boy cd, she showed me this video. (WARNING: If you like Fallout Boy, I wouldn't watch the video because either (1) you'll probably be offended or (2) as I was, you'll be ruined to ever listen to another one of their songs again without dying of laughter.) Seriously, my roommate and I have only to mention "drop a whore" and both of us are in hysterics. So we watched the video again tonight for fun. Tears, I tell you. Tears of laughter. I think we laughed harder this time than we did the first.
Finally, I have no video, just a story of a ridiculous (and slightly creepy) boy who lives somewhere in our neighborhood. We have seen him twice now. The first time was at the gas station near our apartment complex last Sunday. It was probably in the upper 40's outside with quite a bit of unmelted snow on the ground, and we see this guy walking into the gas station in an unbuttoned shortsleeved shirt. He was showing off his chest and abs for the world to see, and he was strutting it like he thought he was hot stuff. I guess his chest and abs were okay-looking, but he looked so hot for himself, my roommate and I merely laughed at him. Well, the laughing got worse when he came out of the gas station while I was filling up. He started running in this (what he thought was a) cool sort of jog and leapt over a large mound of snow. Again, I could tell he thought he was really sexy. I just laughed even harder. In fact, I'd completely forgotten about him until tonight. The roomie and I went out for ice cream and who do we see on a street corner? That's right, not-so-sexy boy. And tonight, he's walking in the middle of the street with absolutely no shirt on (in the 40 degree weather), trying to flag down cars and shouting at them. Yes, apparently we were all supposed to think he was so hot that we would immediately stop and pick him up. Yeah, no. *shakes head* Some people just amuse me. And in this case, he kind of creeps me out too.
Oh well, happy weekend everybody!!
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