marry, shag, cliff

[xphilehb]

I think you are all more than familiar with this meme by now. enigmaticblues gave me the following three men: Michael Scott, Luke Danes, John Crichton. She thought she was being really evil. I, however, had made my decision in about 2.5 seconds.

Marry: Luke Danes



Marrying Luke Danes only makes sense. I can't tell you how many times throughout the years of my Gilmore Girls obsession I said, "If only Luke Danes were a real man, I'd marry him." And even after the horror that was seasons six and seven, that still holds true. I know he's terrible at expressing his feelings and communicating important things like the fact that he has a daughter. But I also know you just have to give him time. I love the soft heart that lies behind his gruff exterior. I love his rants. I love that he is the kind of man that would build an ice skating rink in my front yard to remind me why I love snow. No man is perfect, but Luke Danes is the man for me.

Shag: John Crichton



Oh John Crichton, I love you too. I really, really do. But I would find it too difficult to marry you for several reasons: (1) you are lost in space, (2) Scorpio messed with your brain, and as a result, you are downright scary crazy sometimes, and (3) I couldn't stand to take you away from Aeryn Sun and your cute little baby D'Argo. But I would shag you. I mean, your arms alone!! *sigh*

Cliff: Michael Scott



I'm sorry, Michael Scott. But them's the rules of the game. Someone has to go. You know I adore you (sometimes). I can't help it. You just tug at my heart strings. But you are one frustrating individual. You are not someone I would marry. And probably not even someone I'd shag. But if it makes you feel any better, I'd feel really, really terrible after pushing you off the cliff.

Comments

[carrielh.livejournal.com]

That's how I would do it, too! I agree with you that John is so not marriageable, unless you're Aeryn. And wow, that's a really good picture of Scott, there.

Edited because, um, how did I misspell "Aeryn"? Fail, Carrie, fail!

[stina-bo-bina.livejournal.com]

I have to say I would put Michael in the same slot for the same reasons - but he would probably be the one I'd feel *worst* pushing off the cliff because he's so naive he probably thought we were BFF or something and didn't see it coming! haha.

[shannigansx.livejournal.com]

I knew your answers before even clicking on the LJ-cut. You have told me many a times that you would marry Luke Danes if he existed. LOL.

As for John... let's also not forget the leather pants. *sigh*

[sillyzilly2k.livejournal.com]

Love it! That picture of Michael is hysterical. And you're totally right: I would push him off the cliff, and would feel so, so sad as he gave me that, "How could you? We were going to be together forever!" look as he fell.

Poor Michael.

Also, Scott Patterson absolutely does not do it for me, but that is one excellent picture of him. Awww, cute Luke.

[jerusha]

But if it makes you feel any better, I'd feel really, really terrible after pushing you off the cliff.

*dies laughing*

I really should have known that it wouldn't be that hard now that I see your responses, but ah, well. I fulfilled my quota of evilness for thomasina75.

(And you can't tell me that this wasn't fun!)