Go to google, type in "(your name) needs", and then post the most interesting things that pop up.

~"Heather needs men...now!"

Sadly, it's true. So it's funnnnnn-y.

~"Heather needs a rest."

Hmm, yeah. I could definitely use one.

~"Heather needs a hug."

One can never have too many hugs.

~"Heather needs two therapists."

Apparently, I need even more psychological help than I thought.

~"Heather needs a family who will commit to her one hundred percent. "

Ooookay, whatever that means.

~"Heather needs to reserve a date later in the year when the weather is nicer."

I don't know what I need to reserve a date for, but I would definitely agree that the weather should be nicer whenever I have whatever I'm reserving a date for.

~"Miss Heather needs to stick to her career as an country artist."

OH YEAH!

~"It’s beginning to look like Heather needs to name the killer before she becomes one on the list destined to earn the purple feather and death."

Wow! I have no idea what that means...

And this. This is perhaps the best one.

~"Heather needs a cape to tire her bull and prepare it for the kill."

And probably the two most disturbing of them all.

~"Dad said that Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere."
~"Heather needs a female parent who can help show her appropriate ways to attract the attention of guys and learn how to choose appropriate partners."

K...I'll stop there because I'm clearly having too much fun with this.
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