OUCHGAH! I have a cat attacking my leg. Sorry. I'm not her scratching post! Damn thing's been spoiled beyond repair.

I'm the lucky one, Heather. Don't make me break out into a Bif Naked song. Wait, that would impy that WE are the lucky ones. We are. You, me and Shannon are the lucky ones. Because we rock. Only you guys rock a little more than I do. So I'm jealous. And yay. LOVE. This story. And you guys!