So funny to me because it's true. Especially right now, with these ridiculously low temps, snow on the ground, and ice on the way tomorrow.

Nebraska Winter

It's winter in Nebraska
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love Nebraska
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Nebraska
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!


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